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Where Mistletoe Comes From T-Shirt

Description: You might want to rethink that holiday kiss. This design reveals the uncomfortable truth about a classic festive tradition. Santa's little helpers are working overtime with a pair of giant tweezers to harvest a fresh batch of holiday romance directly from his bare feet. Grab this graphic for your next ugly sweater party and guarantee nobody tries to kiss you.

Tags: gross humor, mistletoe, santa claus, weird christmas, xmas
Pubes Are The Eyelashes Of The Vagina Retro T-Shirt

Description: A retro typography design featuring wavy 70s lettering and a bold adult humor joke.

Tags: anatomy humour, bush, feminist, funny, hairy
I Have Rabies Funny Sparkle Irony T-Shirt

Description: Some people use sparkly cursive to announce a wedding. You use it to announce a fatal viral infection from a raccoon bite. This completely unhinged design pairs a glamorous hot pink aesthetic with a terrifying medical confession. It is the perfect graphic for when you are feeling absolutely feral but still want to look cute.

Tags: weird humor, feral, meme, unhinged, hot pink
Coming In 2nd Place Is OK Tie Dye T-Shirt

Description: Some people need to win gold, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with taking the alternative route. This deceptive tie-dye design looks like a wholesome motivational quote until you read between the lines. Grab this adult humor graphic for anyone who appreciates a solid double entendre and does not mind coming in second.

Tags: funny dirty joke, double entendre, sarcastic tie dye, inappropriate humor, butt stuff
I Like Her Boobs Funny Couple Matching T-Shirt

Description: Honesty is the foundation of any good relationship. You appreciate her personality, but let's not ignore the obvious perks. This bold text design is the perfect counterpart to the "I Like His Beard" graphic. Grab it as half of a matching couple's set and let everyone know exactly where your priorities lie.

Tags: boobies, matching, husband humor, boyfriend gift, dirty humor
BeardI Like His Beard Funny Couple T-Shirt

Description: Get straight to the point. You tolerate his snoring, but you genuinely appreciate the facial hair. This bold text design is perfect for the girlfriend or wife who wants to publicly claim her lumberjack. Grab it as half of a matching couple's set or just wear it solo to let everyone know exactly what your type is.

Tags: funny couple, matching, bearded husband, lumberjack wife, relationship humor

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