Description: You might want to rethink that holiday kiss. This design reveals the uncomfortable truth about a classic festive tradition. Santa's little helpers are working overtime with a pair of giant tweezers to harvest a fresh batch of holiday romance directly from his bare feet. Grab this graphic for your next ugly sweater party and guarantee nobody tries to kiss you.
Description: Some people use sparkly cursive to announce a wedding. You use it to announce a fatal viral infection from a raccoon bite. This completely unhinged design pairs a glamorous hot pink aesthetic with a terrifying medical confession. It is the perfect graphic for when you are feeling absolutely feral but still want to look cute.
Description: Some people need to win gold, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with taking the alternative route. This deceptive tie-dye design looks like a wholesome motivational quote until you read between the lines. Grab this adult humor graphic for anyone who appreciates a solid double entendre and does not mind coming in second.
Description: Honesty is the foundation of any good relationship. You appreciate her personality, but let's not ignore the obvious perks. This bold text design is the perfect counterpart to the "I Like His Beard" graphic. Grab it as half of a matching couple's set and let everyone know exactly where your priorities lie.
Description: Get straight to the point. You tolerate his snoring, but you genuinely appreciate the facial hair. This bold text design is perfect for the girlfriend or wife who wants to publicly claim her lumberjack. Grab it as half of a matching couple's set or just wear it solo to let everyone know exactly what your type is.