Baseball T-Shirts
Description: Ditch the boring tourist shop shirts. This neon pop-art skyline is made for locals who know the reality of the daily grind around the Beltway. Whether you are heading downtown from Parkville for a weekend game or just want to show some loud Maryland pride, this retro 70s design gets the point across. Wear it loud and represent Charm City.
Description: Cut through the fog with this bold, graphic tribute to Baltimore’s true sailing ambassador. This isn't just any boat; it’s the iconic Pride of Baltimore (likely the II), captured in a gritty, high-contrast pop art style that demands attention. Perfect for anyone who knows their topsails from their mainsails, loves the Chesapeake Bay, or just wants to wear a serious piece of Maryland heritage that isn't just another crab. Set sail and show your local pride.
Description: Botany gets aggressive when you ignore it. This carnivorous monster features multiple drooling heads ready to make a meal out of anyone who walks by without noticing. Grab this design for fans of cult horror musicals and anyone who prefers their houseplants with a mouthful of sharp teeth.
Description: Bowling is a fun night out for you, but it is a terrifying fight for survival if you are a pin. This design captures the tragic final moments of a wooden romance just before a massive ball ruins their relationship forever. Wear this to your next league night to assert dominance over the lane.
Description: Bring home this design for the plant parent who feels the eyes of their indoor garden watching them. Three potted succulents sit on a shelf with distinctly unamused expressions. The string of pearls plant features an angry face on every single leaf. Perfect for gardeners with a guilty conscience.
Description: Some people use sparkly cursive to announce a wedding. You use it to announce a fatal viral infection from a raccoon bite. This completely unhinged design pairs a glamorous hot pink aesthetic with a terrifying medical confession. It is the perfect graphic for when you are feeling absolutely feral but still want to look cute.
Description: Honesty is the foundation of any good relationship. You appreciate her personality, but let's not ignore the obvious perks. This bold text design is the perfect counterpart to the "I Like His Beard" graphic. Grab it as half of a matching couple's set and let everyone know exactly where your priorities lie.
Description: Get straight to the point. You tolerate his snoring, but you genuinely appreciate the facial hair. This bold text design is perfect for the girlfriend or wife who wants to publicly claim her lumberjack. Grab it as half of a matching couple's set or just wear it solo to let everyone know exactly what your type is.
Description: We survived our childhoods with zero adult supervision, so a little fire in the woods is no big deal. This design captures the feral spirit of Gen X outdoorsmen who know that the best memories usually start with a terrible idea and a single match. It is the perfect flagship design for a brand built on questionable choices and legendary campfires. Wear it on your next weekend off the grid and see what happens.
Gen X White Baseball T-Shirt
$25.00
Description: Some generations were raised feral, and others need a YouTube tutorial to strike a match. This design roasts the younger crowd with a strict reminder that they are not cleared for fire duty at the campsite. It is a solid pick for the family cabin trip when you need to playfully remind the kids why the adults are still in charge of the fire pit.
Description: Some generations were raised feral, and others need a YouTube tutorial to strike a match. This design roasts the younger crowd with a strict reminder that they are not cleared for fire duty at the campsite. It is a solid pick for the family cabin trip when you need to playfully remind the kids why the adults are still in charge of the fire pit.
Description: We survived our childhoods with zero adult supervision, so a little fire in the woods is no big deal. This design captures the feral spirit of Gen X outdoorsmen who know that the best memories usually start with a terrible idea and a single match. It is the perfect flagship design for a brand built on questionable choices and legendary campfires. Wear it on your next weekend off the grid and see what happens.
Description: Quoth the raven, make it rain. The master of the macabre is clearly paying his bills with a legendary floor routine. This absurd design features Edgar Allan Poe working a stripper pole while rocking platform heels and his classic Victorian scowl. Grab this for the English major who appreciates dark literature, a solid side hustle, or anyone wanting to show off some truly weird Baltimore pride.
Poe Dancing Baseball T-Shirt
$25.00
Description: WHY ARE THERE HELICOPTERS IN THE SKY??? Rep your Baltimore County roots with this gritty hometown parody. Whether you are grabbing a slice on Harford Road or just trying to sleep through the sound of the police chopper circling the neighborhood again, this design tells everyone exactly where you reside. Perfect for locals who know the true soundtrack of the suburbs.
Description: Sisu is that untranslatable Finnish concept of absolute, stubborn determination when the odds are completely against you. This design pairs that legendary mindset with a bold, traditional coat of arms graphic featuring sharp heraldic elements and rising flames. Grab this for the person who refuses to quit, no matter how miserable the situation gets.