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Safety Last Crewneck Sweatshirt

$29
  • Safety Last Crewneck Sweatshirt by starslayer74
  • Safety Last by starslayer74
Safety Last Crewneck Sweatshirt by starslayer74 Safety Last by starslayer74

Color: White

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Instructions are just suggestions for cowards. This vintage safety manual parody features a completely panicked man learning exactly why you do not ignite explosives near your face. Wear it to the neighborhood block party as a cautionary tale for the guy in charge of the roman candles.

Cotton/Poly fleece blend. Super warm and cozy fleece lining with a twill neckline and banded cuffs to keep in the heat.

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FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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