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How You Were Made Card

$13.50
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Some home movies should stay locked in the attic forever. This retro VHS design hints at a deeply uncomfortable family secret involving a camcorder and an unexpected guest appearance by Uncle Frank. Grab this for anyone who appreciates dark humor and the ruined childhoods of the analog era.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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