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Leather Harness Pineapple Tote

$22
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The safe word is "vacation." This tough-looking pineapple is strapped into a heavy leather harness, bridging the gap between neighborhood block parties and late-night dungeon sessions. Wear it to the next swinger resort and see exactly who approaches you.

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

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