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Slasher Santa I Know What You Did Card

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He sees you when you are sleeping, and he is holding a sharpened candy cane. This gritty horror parody transforms jolly old Saint Nick into a brutal slasher villain out for revenge. Perfect for anyone on the naughty list who appreciates dark holiday humor and 90s horror movie references.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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