Description: Quoth the raven, make it rain. The master of the macabre is clearly paying his bills with a legendary floor routine. This absurd design features Edgar Allan Poe working a stripper pole while rocking platform heels and his classic Victorian scowl. Grab this for the English major who appreciates dark literature, a solid side hustle, or anyone wanting to show off some truly weird Baltimore pride.
$3.00
Description: WHY ARE THERE HELICOPTERS IN THE SKY??? Rep your Baltimore County roots with this gritty hometown parody. Whether you are grabbing a slice on Harford Road or just trying to sleep through the sound of the police chopper circling the neighborhood again, this design tells everyone exactly where you reside. Perfect for locals who know the true soundtrack of the suburbs.
Description: Sisu is that untranslatable Finnish concept of absolute, stubborn determination when the odds are completely against you. This design pairs that legendary mindset with a bold, traditional coat of arms graphic featuring sharp heraldic elements and rising flames. Grab this for the person who refuses to quit, no matter how miserable the situation gets.