Tank Tops

Description: Superman punches through the air with fists clenched, his red cape trailing behind a giant stylized S in the background. Brushstroke and splatter effects streak across the blue suit and yellow belt like the paint hasn't dried yet.

Description: Batman throws a punch straight out of the frame, his cape swirling behind him in a burst of black and yellow watercolor. The grey and black batsuit and bat emblem cut through the splatter with sharp lines.

Description: An eagle's head crowns Captain America's shield as red, white, and blue paint splatters swoosh across the design. The white star holds its shape while streaks of color trail off the edges.

Description: Batman's grey cowl from the campy sixties series gets an X-ray treatment, stitching and all. Teeth grin out from beneath the pointed ears, bone showing through the classic mask.

Description: Pointed ears and stitched seams frame a cracked skull wearing Batman's dark grey cowl. Empty black eye sockets stare out from beneath the mask, teeth bared through the fractured bone.

Description: The bat-signal cuts a yellow beam across Gotham's skyline while dark clouds gather overhead. A massive bat silhouette frames the whole scene, its edges bleeding into blue, yellow, and pink watercolor splatters.

Description: Batman plants his fists on his hips in front of a bold yellow bat symbol, dark blue and gold watercolor splatters bleeding across the scene. His utility belt and black emblem stand out sharp against the loose paint.

Description: Green Lantern's fist clenches tight around his power ring while black and white ink splatters explode around the suit. The domino mask and chest logo stay crisp against the chaotic spray.

Description: Black ink splatters bleed around Captain America's shield, drips running down like the pattern refused to stay inside the lines. The white star at the center holds steady while brush strokes streak outward in every direction.

Description: Batgirl's purple and yellow cowl hides a bare skull grinning through the stitching. Her long red hair blows wild in the wind, turning the sixties-era mask into something skeletal and strange.

Description: Hal Jordan's skull grins beneath a stitched green domino mask, strands of brown hair still clinging to the bone. Comic-style shading gives the whole design a sharp, worn edge.

Description: A human skull wears the Flash's red cowl, yellow lightning bolts still bolted to the earpieces. Bare bone and dark eye sockets replace the usual grin beneath the mask.

Description: Jay Garrick's skull sits inside a World War I Brodie helmet, golden wings bolted to either side and grey hair matted against the dome. Teeth show through the grin, bone catching the light beneath the battered helmet.

Description: Cracks run across this skull's dome beneath Captain America's winged blue helmet, the white A still stamped on front. Empty eye sockets and a bared row of teeth turn the star-spangled hero into a war-worn skeleton.

Description: Charming PD wants Clay Morrow for racketeering, murder, and illegal arms trafficking. Consider him armed and dangerous.

Description: Jax Teller carries charges of felony murder, racketeering, and illegal arms trafficking. Consider him armed and dangerous, and do not attempt apprehension.

Description: Law enforcement wants Gemma Teller Morrow for murder, racketeering, and accessory charges. She's considered dangerous, so don't approach.

Description: Queensland Police want Steve Irwin for reckless handling of venomous reptiles. He's also charged with causing public disturbance via excessive crikeys and illegal animal interaction.

Description: Dolly Parton is charged with unauthorized shine and sparkle plus grand larceny of hearts. Disturbing the peace with unmatched charm makes it a repeat offense.

Description: LeVar Burton stands charged with illegal dissemination of unsanctioned reading materials. Authorities accuse him of promoting critical thought and aiding the underground literary movement.

Description: Betty White faces charges of excessive optimism and smuggling illegal amounts of charm. Approach with caution, she is adorable.

Description: Jim Henson answers to charges of creating excessive joy and chaos. He stands accused of inciting grandiose imagination and spreading whimsy without authorization.

Description: Kermit the Frog answers to charges of leading a mob of unusual creatures and unlicensed cultural incitement in the banjo solo division. He's wanted for disturbing the peace with excessive optimism and impersonating a responsible producer.

Description: Weird Al Yankovic faces charges of grand theft accordion and aggravated lyrical alteration. Law enforcement also lists unlawful polka performance, calling him highly musical and dangerous.

Description: The Bureau of Humor charges Robin Williams with illegal possession of an unlicensed alien identity from the Orkan division. He also faces counts of impersonating a Scottish nanny without a permit and inciting uncontrollable laughter with rapid-fire impressions.

Description: Dick Van Dyke gets booked for disturbing the peace with joy and unauthorized revelry. Spreading delight without a permit seals the charge.

Description: Steve Martin gets billed as a wild and crazy guy on this wanted poster. Charges include possession of an illegal banjo and multiple counts of unlawful hilarity, and he's considered armed with humor.

Description: Martin Short carries a charge of grand larceny of attention. He's also wanted for impersonating numerous fictional personas without a license and may break into a vaudeville routine on sight.

Description: Cosmic authorities charge Neil deGrasse Tyson with grand larceny of planet status for stripping Pluto of its rank. They also want him for spreading unauthorized astronomical knowledge.

Description: Bill Nye gets hit with charges of spreading scientific knowledge and debunking pseudoscience in public. Operating as the Science Guy without authorization tops the list.

Description: Richard Simmons faces charges for unlawful distribution of high-energy aerobics. He's also wanted for inciting excessive enthusiasm in public and possessing unusually short shorts.

Description: David Attenborough is wanted for illegally observing endangered species and trespassing to film mating rituals. He'll narrate your movements in a hushed tone if you get too close.

Description: Charges against John Candy include aggravated polka dancing and illegal optimism. Consider him armed and cheerful, known for causing uncontrollable laughter.

Description: Gilda Radner faces charges of fraudulent news broadcasting and misleading consumer advice. Consider her armed with a candy bar, acerbic wit, and one too many repeats of "it's always something."

Description: Stan Lee stands wanted for unsanctioned universe creation and narrative instability. Authorities also cite him for unauthorized cameo appearances.

Description: Gene Wilder faces charges of disorderly conduct and aggravated hysteria. Fraudulent eccentricity ties the whole case together.