Tapestries

Description: Steve Martin gets billed as a wild and crazy guy on this wanted poster. Charges include possession of an illegal banjo and multiple counts of unlawful hilarity, and he's considered armed with humor.

Description: Martin Short carries a charge of grand larceny of attention. He's also wanted for impersonating numerous fictional personas without a license and may break into a vaudeville routine on sight.

Description: Cosmic authorities charge Neil deGrasse Tyson with grand larceny of planet status for stripping Pluto of its rank. They also want him for spreading unauthorized astronomical knowledge.

Description: Bill Nye gets hit with charges of spreading scientific knowledge and debunking pseudoscience in public. Operating as the Science Guy without authorization tops the list.

Description: Richard Simmons faces charges for unlawful distribution of high-energy aerobics. He's also wanted for inciting excessive enthusiasm in public and possessing unusually short shorts.

Description: David Attenborough is wanted for illegally observing endangered species and trespassing to film mating rituals. He'll narrate your movements in a hushed tone if you get too close.

Description: Charges against John Candy include aggravated polka dancing and illegal optimism. Consider him armed and cheerful, known for causing uncontrollable laughter.

Description: Gilda Radner faces charges of fraudulent news broadcasting and misleading consumer advice. Consider her armed with a candy bar, acerbic wit, and one too many repeats of "it's always something."

Description: Stan Lee stands wanted for unsanctioned universe creation and narrative instability. Authorities also cite him for unauthorized cameo appearances.

Description: Gene Wilder faces charges of disorderly conduct and aggravated hysteria. Fraudulent eccentricity ties the whole case together.

Description: Willy Wonka's wanted poster lists repeated child endangerment and operation of a dangerous industrial facility. Charges also include unlawful dissemination of hazardous confections and exploitation of hidden labor.

Description: Big Bird is accused of creating a public hazard through sheer size and running unlicensed nesting operations. Loud singing at inappropriate hours rounds out the rap sheet.

Description: Authorities charge George Carlin with disturbing the peace over his seven words routine. They want anyone with information to contact local police.

Description: Mr. Conductor is wanted for possession of unauthorized golden dust and unsanctioned materialization and disappearances. Shining Time Station Security also cites him for interference with magic railway operations and causing temporal disturbances.

Description: Mr. Snuffleupagus racked up charges for repeated unauthorized appearances and public invisibility. He's failed to reveal his identity to adults for years, though authorities call him harmless, just unseen.

Description: Paddington Bear stands accused of excessive curiosity and immense disorder at Paddington Station. The Metropolitan Police also list him for carrying multiple unstamped parcels.

Description: Oscar the Grouch faces charges of aggravated grouchiness and excessive trash dumping. Sesame Street Police also want him for causing general nuisance, reward is one rusty garbage can lid.

Description: Rubble flies around Absorbing Man on Card #14 as he tears through a city block, grey rock-hewn skin catching dust from a collapsing wall. The red, yellow, and blue border frames one of Marvel's toughest brawlers.

Description: Card 023 places Adam Warlock against a starfield of planets and nebulae, the red Soul Gem glowing on his forehead beneath glowing white eyes. His pink cape and gold-trimmed costume stand out against the purple-bordered frame.

Description: Card 032 turns Warren Worthington into Archangel, his blue skin and razor-edged metal wings spread wide against a clouded sky. The blue and pink suit signals his darker turn from the original X-Men roster.

Description: Max Mercury speeds through a city street in his blue mask and white diamond emblem as yellow lightning crackles behind him.

Description: The Horror Collectors Edition strips Flash down to a red-eyed skull beneath crackling red lightning over a ruined city.

Description: Card No. 7 casts Sherlock Holmes as the Master Detective, pipe in hand beneath a foggy street lamp.

Description: Central City PD wants Prof. Eobard Thawne on multiple counts of homicide, temporal tampering, and grand theft. The Reverse Flash's rap sheet reads like a time travel horror story, extreme caution advised.

Description: Billed as the Dapper Lawman & Gambler, badge #12 gleams on Bat Masterson's chest outside the Frontier Saloon.

Description: Under the bat signal, Batgirl stands on Card #3 in her grey suit and yellow cape, a sharp silhouette against the moonlit skyline. Batarang in hand, the blue cowl and red hair mark this as the modern comics take on Gotham's Batgirl.

Description: Hal Jordan channels the Spirit of Vengeance in this limited edition comic series card, cape billowing as shadow figures loom behind him. Green energy pours from his hands while ancient runes ring the border.

Description: Card No. 1 of the Golden Age series casts The Spectre as the Spirit of Vengeance, green eyes glowing beneath a full moon.

Description: Guy Gardner's power ring throws off rings of green energy as he hovers above a planet-streaked nebula.

Description: Sinestro stands in his original green Corps uniform, ring glowing before he ever turned on the Guardians. This card catches him on the right side of the law, power battery and all.

Description: In his yellow Sinestro Corps uniform, Sinestro crackles with yellow energy while fires burn through a ruined skyline.

Description: Ganthet stands before a towering power battery, guardian robes catching the glow of an alien city skyline.

Description: Card art marked 1966 TV Series places this Batgirl beneath a starry Gotham sky, her purple suit and cape a nod to Yvonne Craig's role on the campy 60s Batman show. Bats circle above as the bat signal cuts across the skyline behind her.

Description: Tusked Green Lantern Kilowog blasts a green energy construct while spaceships explode across an alien battlefield behind him.

Description: Ch'p suits up in green and black for card duty, ring blazing against a starfield backdrop. The galaxy's favorite squirrel Green Lantern earns his spot next to the big names.

Description: Boodikka commands her Green Lantern power ring against a starlit nebula, green energy swirling around floating rocks.