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Description: Wanted: bold hearts. The Black Pearl's crew was not recruited through conventional means but the results spoke for themselves. This recruitment poster makes joining the cursed crew of the most feared ship in the Caribbean sound like a reasonable career decision. Find them at Tortuga Docks.

Description: The most famous party address in Los Angeles. The Playboy Mansion in Holmby Hills was Hugh Hefner's home, workplace, and perpetual gathering place for five decades. The grotto alone has enough stories to fill several volumes.

Description: I Love Lucy had the logo. This one swaps Lucille Ball for bats and calls it a season. October approved.

Description: The Scottish Warrior. Drew McIntyre won the WWE title in an empty arena at WrestleMania 36. No crowd. He held the belt up alone anyway. When fans got back in buildings, they gave him the reaction he'd already earned by himself. The Claymore kick arranges chins.

Description: Fella. Sheamus has been in WWE for fifteen years and the Brogue Kick still lands the same way. Multiple title runs. The Bar with Cesaro. Matches with Drew McIntyre that went twenty minutes and delivered every time. Are ye not entertained.

Description: That uppercut sounds different from everything else in the building. WWE kept Claudio in the midcard for years under a different name. AEW put him in the Blackpool Combat Club and let him work. He's been himself ever since.

Description: El Idolo. CMLL trained him for years before WWE got involved. AEW gave him room to actually work. Put him in a match with someone good and walk away. Twenty minutes later the crowd knows exactly who Andrade is.

Description: The Almighty. Walk through that curtain built like Bobby Lashley and the match is already half won before the bell rings. The Hurt Business gave him the right frame. Bellator gave him the receipts. WWE gave him the title. Took them long enough.

Description: Boom Boom. Before every wrestler had a podcast, Colt Cabana had the Art of Wrestling. Before AEW existed, he was working the indie circuit on his own terms. Funny in the ring, sharp on the mic, and the kind of guy every locker room is better for having.

Description: Darby Allin hits the Coffin Drop off the top rope onto people who outweigh him by a hundred pounds. He's done it on concrete. He's done it through tables. He does it with a skateboard taped to his face sometimes. The crowd watches every time.

Description: Seven feet tall, dinosaur mask, philosophy degree. That's the gimmick. Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus ran Jungle Express for two years on the strength of it. Then Christian Cage got involved and the whole thing got meaner.

Description: Alan Scott had a magic ring in 1940, before Hal Jordan existed. No alien police corps. No willpower constructs. A train wreck, a lantern, and a ring that worked on wood. DC built the entire Green Lantern mythology on top of him and most people still don't know his name.

Description: 5150. Bubba Ray Dudley spent years being the loud one in the tag team. Bully Ray stopped pretending to be likeable. TNA gave him the Aces and Eights and the heavyweight title and he ran with both. Different name. Different person.

Description: Get the tables. D-Von found them. Bubba put people through them. ECW, WWE, TNA, any promotion with a table budget had Dudley Boyz champions at some point. The 3D through a table still gets a pop every time.

Description: Testify. D-Von went from ECW's most feared tag team to a solo gospel preacher on SmackDown. That gimmick should not have worked. It worked. Then WWE put him back with Bubba and it was tables again. Tables forever.

Description: Spike Dudley weighed about 150 pounds and spent his ECW career getting thrown through tables by his own brothers. Then he'd hit the Acid Drop on someone twice his size and pin them. The crowd bet on him every time.

Description: Suicidal. Homicidal. Genocidal. Sabu set up the table himself, climbed whatever was nearby, and landed on it anyway. Paul Heyman built ECW around performers like him. The Sheik taught him. Sabu did the rest to himself.

Description: Nobody can prove Betsy Ross sewed the first American flag in this house. Her grandson said she did, in 1870. No one alive could contradict him. Philadelphia has been running with the story ever since.

Description: The Liberty Bell cracked the first time they rang it. They recast it. It cracked again. Philadelphia kept the bell, built it a pavilion, and let schoolchildren line up to look at the break. The crack is the whole point now.

Description: The USS Constellation launched in 1854, intercepted slave ships off the coast of Africa, and got decommissioned in 1955. Baltimore took her. She's been in the Inner Harbor ever since, the oldest Navy ship still afloat in the United States.

Description: Proclaim liberty throughout all the land. That's the inscription. The bell cracked in 1752, got recast twice, and cracked for good by 1846. Philadelphia put it on display anyway. Two hundred years of tourists have touched the crack.

Description: The USS Constellation put down a slave ship in 1860. The Civil War came and went. She stayed in service until 1955. Baltimore has had her at the Inner Harbor since then. She's 170 years old and still afloat.

Description: The Galloping Ghost fired American torpedoes at Japanese ships on August 14, 1945. The war ended the next day. The USS Torsk has 11,884 dives logged. She's been in Baltimore's Inner Harbor since 1972. Go see her.

Description: The Galloping Ghost of the Japanese Coast. The USS Torsk fired torpedoes at Japanese vessels on August 14, 1945. That turned out to be the last combat action of World War II. She's in Baltimore's Inner Harbor now, with more logged dives than any submarine in history.

Description: Betsy Ross's grandson told the story in 1870. Her granddaughter backed him up. Within a decade, people were lining up on Arch Street to see the house. The flag connection stuck and the building got a historic designation out of it.

Description: Workers climbed to the top, poured molten lead off the edge, and caught lead shot at the bottom. That was the job in 1828. The Phoenix Shot Tower ran this process for decades before anyone thought to put up a historic plaque.

Description: When it went up in 1828, the Phoenix Shot Tower was the tallest structure in the United States. Workers poured molten lead from 234 feet and caught shot at the bottom. Baltimore called that a workday.

Description: That tower on the Baltimore skyline doesn't have numbers on the clock face. It spells B-R-O-M-O-S-E-L-T-Z-E-R. A patent medicine company built it in 1911 and decided the building itself should be the advertisement. Arts center now. The clock never changed.

Description: The clock on this Baltimore tower spells B-R-O-M-O-S-E-L-T-Z-E-R where the numbers should be. The company that built it sold stomach medicine and wanted you to know that from across the harbor. Now it's an arts center. The letters stayed.

Description: Francis Scott Key wrote the national anthem watching Fort McHenry burn from the water in 1814. Baltimore named a bridge after him. It carried traffic across the Patapsco for nearly fifty years. A cargo ship took it down in March 2024. This print is for what stood there.

Description: The Bay Bridge is four miles of suspended road over open water. Marylanders cross it to get to the beach on weekends. The Eastern Shore exists as a vacation destination because of this bridge. Nobody on the drive thinks about the 186-foot drop.

Description: France shipped her over in 350 pieces in 1885. Bedloe's Island got a 305-foot copper woman holding a torch. Every immigrant who sailed into New York Harbor saw her first. She's been doing the same job ever since.

Description: Castle Frankenstein has been a ruin since the 14th century. There's a story that an alchemist named Georg von Frankenstein lived there. Mary Shelley visited the Rhine valley in 1814. Two years later she wrote the novel. Draw your own conclusions.

Description: From the top rope at a speed that should not be possible for someone that size. Montez Ford is the most athletically gifted man in the Street Profits and the Street Profits are already very athletically gifted.

Description: Bask in his glory. Keith Lee is legitimately limitless and the fact that his main roster run was mismanaged is one of the great modern WWE tragedies. The NXT run was perfection.

Description: The Street Profits made tag team wrestling must-see again. Angelo Dawkins is the most effortlessly cool guy in any building he walks into, and the smirk proves he already knows it.