Album: Wanted Posters

Description: Snagglepuss faces charges for public disturbance and unauthorized theatricals, exit stage left before they catch him. Bounty's on the table, approach the bowtie with caution.

Description: Unremitting melancholy and excessive boringness top the charges against Droopy Dog, plus one count of boring a wolf into defeat. A reward awaits anyone who can catch the most low-energy hound in cartoons.

Description: Practicing psychology without a license and repeated interference with football kicks land Lucy on this wanted list. Local authorities want a word about that misleading counsel too.

Description: Charlie Brown's charges: repeatedly missed football kick, persistent gloom, and general unluckiness. Good grief, the blockhead never catches a break.

Description: Peppermint Patty's file lists habitual truancy, chronic classroom napping and a stubborn D-minus average. The truancy office wants her back in her seat, reward for compliance.

Description: Tom Hanks' Forrest Gump is wanted for disturbing the peace, vagrancy, and repetitive unauthorized multi-state running. Contact local law enforcement if you spot the plaid shirt and the beard, he won't stop for anyone.

Description: Aggravated assault on felines and one too many dogcatcher escapes land Spike squarely on this wanted list. Reward offered, approach the spiked collar with respect.

Description: Instigating mass ping-pong ball drops and illegally distributing wholesome entertainment top the charges against Captain Kangaroo. Consorting with unlicensed animal puppets doesn't help his case either.

Description: Woodstock's charged with habitual doghouse crashes and disturbing the peace, one chirp at a time. Reward offered, contact Snoopy at the doghouse.

Description: Deputy Dawg's charged with impersonating an effective deputy and straight-up general buffoonery. Muskrat Junction's constabulary wants him found immediately.

Description: Huck's rap sheet reads like a Saturday morning fever dream: impersonating an officer, public singing, and dog treat theft. Oaky Doaks wants him found, reward included.

Description: Odie's charged with excessive slobbering, unwarranted cheerfulness and general peace disturbance. Contact Jon Arbuckle if this happy drooling beagle turns up.

Description: Boris Badenov gets nabbed for espionage, grand theft, and a full-blown conspiracy to swipe defense intelligence. Pottsylvania's least subtle secret agent finally makes the most-wanted list.

Description: Charming PD wants Clay Morrow for racketeering, murder, and illegal arms trafficking. Consider him armed and dangerous.

Description: Jax Teller carries charges of felony murder, racketeering, and illegal arms trafficking. Consider him armed and dangerous, and do not attempt apprehension.

Description: Queensland Police want Steve Irwin for reckless handling of venomous reptiles. He's also charged with causing public disturbance via excessive crikeys and illegal animal interaction.

Description: Dolly Parton is charged with unauthorized shine and sparkle plus grand larceny of hearts. Disturbing the peace with unmatched charm makes it a repeat offense.

Description: LeVar Burton stands charged with illegal dissemination of unsanctioned reading materials. Authorities accuse him of promoting critical thought and aiding the underground literary movement.

Description: Betty White faces charges of excessive optimism and smuggling illegal amounts of charm. Approach with caution, she is adorable.

Description: Jim Henson answers to charges of creating excessive joy and chaos. He stands accused of inciting grandiose imagination and spreading whimsy without authorization.

Description: Kermit the Frog answers to charges of leading a mob of unusual creatures and unlicensed cultural incitement in the banjo solo division. He's wanted for disturbing the peace with excessive optimism and impersonating a responsible producer.

Description: Weird Al Yankovic faces charges of grand theft accordion and aggravated lyrical alteration. Law enforcement also lists unlawful polka performance, calling him highly musical and dangerous.

Description: The Bureau of Humor charges Robin Williams with illegal possession of an unlicensed alien identity from the Orkan division. He also faces counts of impersonating a Scottish nanny without a permit and inciting uncontrollable laughter with rapid-fire impressions.

Description: Dick Van Dyke gets booked for disturbing the peace with joy and unauthorized revelry. Spreading delight without a permit seals the charge.

Description: Steve Martin gets billed as a wild and crazy guy on this wanted poster. Charges include possession of an illegal banjo and multiple counts of unlawful hilarity, and he's considered armed with humor.

Description: Martin Short carries a charge of grand larceny of attention. He's also wanted for impersonating numerous fictional personas without a license and may break into a vaudeville routine on sight.

Description: Cosmic authorities charge Neil deGrasse Tyson with grand larceny of planet status for stripping Pluto of its rank. They also want him for spreading unauthorized astronomical knowledge.

Description: Bill Nye gets hit with charges of spreading scientific knowledge and debunking pseudoscience in public. Operating as the Science Guy without authorization tops the list.

Description: Richard Simmons faces charges for unlawful distribution of high-energy aerobics. He's also wanted for inciting excessive enthusiasm in public and possessing unusually short shorts.

Description: David Attenborough is wanted for illegally observing endangered species and trespassing to film mating rituals. He'll narrate your movements in a hushed tone if you get too close.

Description: Charges against John Candy include aggravated polka dancing and illegal optimism. Consider him armed and cheerful, known for causing uncontrollable laughter.

Description: Gilda Radner faces charges of fraudulent news broadcasting and misleading consumer advice. Consider her armed with a candy bar, acerbic wit, and one too many repeats of "it's always something."

Description: Stan Lee stands wanted for unsanctioned universe creation and narrative instability. Authorities also cite him for unauthorized cameo appearances.

Description: Gene Wilder faces charges of disorderly conduct and aggravated hysteria. Fraudulent eccentricity ties the whole case together.

Description: Willy Wonka's wanted poster lists repeated child endangerment and operation of a dangerous industrial facility. Charges also include unlawful dissemination of hazardous confections and exploitation of hidden labor.

Description: Big Bird is accused of creating a public hazard through sheer size and running unlicensed nesting operations. Loud singing at inappropriate hours rounds out the rap sheet.