Album: Wanted Posters

Description: The FBI wants Thelma Dickinson for aggravated armed robbery, felony flight, and grand theft auto. She and Louise drove off a cliff in a '66 Thunderbird rather than go back. Geena Davis made it look like the only reasonable option.

Description: The FBI wants Louise Sawyer for criminal homicide, armed robbery, and fleeing prosecution. She and Thelma were last seen heading west in a '66 Thunderbird. Susan Sarandon drove like she had nothing left to lose.

Description: Multiple counts of first-degree murder, kidnapping, armed robbery — the FBI wants Mickey Knox. Woody Harrelson wore sunglasses and a leather jacket through a killing spree that Oliver Stone turned into a media critique.

Description: Multiple homicide, aggravated robbery, escaped convict — Mallory Knox and Mickey hit the road and left a body count the media turned into celebrity. Juliette Lewis was the most dangerous thing in every frame.

Description: The FBI wants Bodhi — surfer, philosopher, and leader of the Ex-Presidents gang — for bank robbery, money laundering, and grand theft. Patrick Swayze looked this good on a wanted poster.

Description: Wanted dead or alive, $5,000 reward. John Marston, scarred outlaw and former member of the Van der Linde Gang, wanted for train robbery, bank robbery, and a life on the frontier run.

Description: State Police Kansas notice, Samuel Winchester, aliases Sam Campbell and Samuel Wayne, wanted for questioning. Long hair, tall build, wanted across state lines for paranormal interference.

Description: FBI Most Wanted. Aliases Dean Smith and Agent Bonham, wanted for impersonating federal officers, transporting anomalous artifacts, and felony criminal mischief across state lines. Armed and dangerous.

Description: Sweet Dee stole a bus, used a fraudulent handicapped placard for five years, and committed public indecency in three Philadelphia zip codes. The gang still thinks she looks like a bird.

Description: The Metropolis Police Department seeks Alexander Luthor for corporate espionage. Bald, well-dressed, and known by aliases including the Alchemist. Superman's greatest enemy has a file with the law.

Description: Dennis Reynolds has a system. Stalking, fraudulent schemes, reckless endangerment — the Philadelphia PD has a file. The Golden God does not sweat warrants.

Description: Wanted for questioning, unauthorized diplomatic negotiations, larceny of eternal contracts, and disruption of terrestrial jurisdiction through metaphysical interference. The King of Hell is slippery.

Description: Frank Reynolds had $7 million, a mansion, and a family. He gave it up to sleep in a pull-out couch with Charlie Kelly. The sweatshops and racketeering charges followed shortly after.

Description: The Philadelphia PD calls him a public nuisance. The gang calls him the wild card. Both are accurate. Charlie Kelly faces inhalant abuse, burglary, and a rap sheet written mostly in crayon.

Description: Ronald McDonald, a.k.a. Mac, impersonated a police officer, incited a riot, and perpetrated Project Badass-related fraud. He still considers himself the muscle. Philadelphia PD mostly agrees he is a liability.

Description: Matthew Mara was a priest before he met the gang at Paddy's Pub. That was a long time ago. The Philadelphia PD now wants him for aggravated assault, solicitation, felony drug offenses, and vandalism.

Description: Mac built his entire personality around this man. Luther McDonald — parole violator, assault charge, narcotics trafficking — is exactly as frightening as his son always claimed.

Description: The McPoyle family drinks only milk and communicates mostly through silence and unbroken eye contact. Liam faces stalking, incestuous conduct, and false imprisonment charges. He will be watching when the warrant is served.

Description: The Philadelphia PD has been trying to contain Artemis Dubois for years. She responds to public nudity charges with a soliloquy and drug possession with interpretive dance. Unpredictable and frequently bizarre.

Description: Maureen Ponderosa had herself surgically altered to resemble a cat. Philadelphia PD charges her with fraudulent feline identity, stalking Dennis Reynolds, and public nuisance. The warrant says: may scratch.

Description: Number 176-671, alias Bankjob, has attempted to rob Scrooge McDuck's Money Bin more times than Duckburg PD can count. Bank robbery, grand larceny, conspiracy to loot — the charges are almost as long as his rap sheet.

Description: No face, no name beyond the alias, no motive beyond domination. The Phantom Blot has been Mickey Mouse's most dangerous enemy since 1939. Grand larceny, conspiracy, assault — nobody knows what's under the hood.

Description: Every episode ends the same way: spinach, one punch, Bluto airborne. Until then, he's wanted for kidnapping Olive Oyl, felonious brutality, and being the most reliably defeated bully in cartoon history.

Description: Hal Jordan's greatest enemy built his own corps around fear. The Guardians of the Universe want Sinestro for treason, murder of Green Lanterns, starting the Sinestro Corps War, and desertion. He considers it a promotion.

Description: Apprehend and hold, John Eric Winchester, aliases J.W., wanted by the State Police. Armed and dangerous, John Winchester spent a career hunting monsters and staying one step ahead of every badge in the country.

Description: $500 reward, dead or alive. William H. Bonney wanted by the Territory of New Mexico for the murder of Sheriff William Brady and armed robbery during the Lincoln County War.

Description: $10,000 reward, dead or alive. Jesse W. James, alias Thomas Howard, wanted for bank robbery, train holdups, and murder across Missouri and neighboring states.

Description: $5,000 reward, dead or alive. Alexander Franklin James, alias Frank, wanted for train robbery, bank robberies, and murder as a member of the notorious James-Younger Gang. By order of the Governor of Missouri.

Description: State Police wanted. Jack Kline, charged with unauthorized cosmic manifestations, dimensional transit, and evading federal authorities. The Nephilim son of Lucifer leaves quite a paper trail.

Description: Apprehend and hold, Mary Winchester, alias Mary Campbell, wanted for unauthorized interstate transportation. Last known vehicle: a black 1967 Chevrolet Impala. Approach with caution.

Description: Apprehend and hold, Chuck Shurley, wanted for unauthorized cosmic intervention, divine abandonment, manipulation of free will through ghost-writing, and evasion through omnipotent vanishing.

Description: Dead or alive, $5,000 reward. The Pinkerton National Detective Agency seeks Arthur Morgan, leading outlaw of the Van der Linde Gang, for train robbery, bank robbery, and multiple counts of murder.

Description: Wanted for questioning, divine impersonation, grand scale literary plagiarism of celestial history, tampering with cosmic authority, and evasion of accountability. The Scribe of Heaven has gone rogue.

Description: Cesar Romero played the Joker with a painted-over mustache and a $50,000 price on his head, wanted for crimes even Gotham's finest couldn't parse.

Description: Black Bart robbed Wells Fargo stagecoaches on foot, alone, and always left a poem behind. Whoever caught him would collect $800.

Description: William Brocius ran the Cochise County Cowboys and left rustled cattle and dead men in his wake. Arizona's marshal wanted him dead or alive for $1,000.