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Description: Law enforcement wants Gemma Teller Morrow for murder, racketeering, and accessory charges. She's considered dangerous, so don't approach.

Description: Queensland Police want Steve Irwin for reckless handling of venomous reptiles. He's also charged with causing public disturbance via excessive crikeys and illegal animal interaction.

Description: Dolly Parton is charged with unauthorized shine and sparkle plus grand larceny of hearts. Disturbing the peace with unmatched charm makes it a repeat offense.

Description: LeVar Burton stands charged with illegal dissemination of unsanctioned reading materials. Authorities accuse him of promoting critical thought and aiding the underground literary movement.

Description: Betty White faces charges of excessive optimism and smuggling illegal amounts of charm. Approach with caution, she is adorable.

Description: Jim Henson answers to charges of creating excessive joy and chaos. He stands accused of inciting grandiose imagination and spreading whimsy without authorization.

Description: Kermit the Frog answers to charges of leading a mob of unusual creatures and unlicensed cultural incitement in the banjo solo division. He's wanted for disturbing the peace with excessive optimism and impersonating a responsible producer.

Description: Weird Al Yankovic faces charges of grand theft accordion and aggravated lyrical alteration. Law enforcement also lists unlawful polka performance, calling him highly musical and dangerous.

Description: The Bureau of Humor charges Robin Williams with illegal possession of an unlicensed alien identity from the Orkan division. He also faces counts of impersonating a Scottish nanny without a permit and inciting uncontrollable laughter with rapid-fire impressions.

Description: Dick Van Dyke gets booked for disturbing the peace with joy and unauthorized revelry. Spreading delight without a permit seals the charge.

Description: Steve Martin gets billed as a wild and crazy guy on this wanted poster. Charges include possession of an illegal banjo and multiple counts of unlawful hilarity, and he's considered armed with humor.

Description: Martin Short carries a charge of grand larceny of attention. He's also wanted for impersonating numerous fictional personas without a license and may break into a vaudeville routine on sight.

Description: Cosmic authorities charge Neil deGrasse Tyson with grand larceny of planet status for stripping Pluto of its rank. They also want him for spreading unauthorized astronomical knowledge.

Description: Bill Nye gets hit with charges of spreading scientific knowledge and debunking pseudoscience in public. Operating as the Science Guy without authorization tops the list.

Description: Richard Simmons faces charges for unlawful distribution of high-energy aerobics. He's also wanted for inciting excessive enthusiasm in public and possessing unusually short shorts.

Description: David Attenborough is wanted for illegally observing endangered species and trespassing to film mating rituals. He'll narrate your movements in a hushed tone if you get too close.

Description: Charges against John Candy include aggravated polka dancing and illegal optimism. Consider him armed and cheerful, known for causing uncontrollable laughter.

Description: Gilda Radner faces charges of fraudulent news broadcasting and misleading consumer advice. Consider her armed with a candy bar, acerbic wit, and one too many repeats of "it's always something."

Description: Stan Lee stands wanted for unsanctioned universe creation and narrative instability. Authorities also cite him for unauthorized cameo appearances.

Description: Gene Wilder faces charges of disorderly conduct and aggravated hysteria. Fraudulent eccentricity ties the whole case together.

Description: Willy Wonka's wanted poster lists repeated child endangerment and operation of a dangerous industrial facility. Charges also include unlawful dissemination of hazardous confections and exploitation of hidden labor.

Description: Big Bird is accused of creating a public hazard through sheer size and running unlicensed nesting operations. Loud singing at inappropriate hours rounds out the rap sheet.

Description: Authorities charge George Carlin with disturbing the peace over his seven words routine. They want anyone with information to contact local police.

Description: Mr. Conductor is wanted for possession of unauthorized golden dust and unsanctioned materialization and disappearances. Shining Time Station Security also cites him for interference with magic railway operations and causing temporal disturbances.

Description: Mr. Snuffleupagus racked up charges for repeated unauthorized appearances and public invisibility. He's failed to reveal his identity to adults for years, though authorities call him harmless, just unseen.

Description: Paddington Bear stands accused of excessive curiosity and immense disorder at Paddington Station. The Metropolitan Police also list him for carrying multiple unstamped parcels.

Description: Oscar the Grouch faces charges of aggravated grouchiness and excessive trash dumping. Sesame Street Police also want him for causing general nuisance, reward is one rusty garbage can lid.

Description: Rubble flies around Absorbing Man on Card #14 as he tears through a city block, grey rock-hewn skin catching dust from a collapsing wall. The red, yellow, and blue border frames one of Marvel's toughest brawlers.

Description: Card 023 places Adam Warlock against a starfield of planets and nebulae, the red Soul Gem glowing on his forehead beneath glowing white eyes. His pink cape and gold-trimmed costume stand out against the purple-bordered frame.

Description: Card 032 turns Warren Worthington into Archangel, his blue skin and razor-edged metal wings spread wide against a clouded sky. The blue and pink suit signals his darker turn from the original X-Men roster.

Description: Max Mercury speeds through a city street in his blue mask and white diamond emblem as yellow lightning crackles behind him.

Description: The Horror Collectors Edition strips Flash down to a red-eyed skull beneath crackling red lightning over a ruined city.

Description: Card No. 7 casts Sherlock Holmes as the Master Detective, pipe in hand beneath a foggy street lamp.

Description: Central City PD wants Prof. Eobard Thawne on multiple counts of homicide, temporal tampering, and grand theft. The Reverse Flash's rap sheet reads like a time travel horror story, extreme caution advised.

Description: Billed as the Dapper Lawman & Gambler, badge #12 gleams on Bat Masterson's chest outside the Frontier Saloon.

Description: Under the bat signal, Batgirl stands on Card #3 in her grey suit and yellow cape, a sharp silhouette against the moonlit skyline. Batarang in hand, the blue cowl and red hair mark this as the modern comics take on Gotham's Batgirl.